10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen.

Dear Team Jacob, I got some tips for you on how to annoy your fellow friend, Edward Cullen.

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.